Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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