Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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