Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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