Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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