Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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