He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Can you bring me the toilet please
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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