Me too!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
