how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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