i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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