Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
