lets start a swedish sibling band together
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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