I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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