You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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