Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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