Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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