nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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