So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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