Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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