I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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