I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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