she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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