Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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