Jerry, you need to find god
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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