"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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