Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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