i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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