Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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