Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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