he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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