the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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