I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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