normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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