The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
