i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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