best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
