My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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