yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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