Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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