hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
two words: eviction party
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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