why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Let's paint friendship bongs
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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