I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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