i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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