Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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