i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
