If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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