No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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