you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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