dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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