You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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