when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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