Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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